Madison is a word used to describe a women who has very hairy arms and hairy pussy. They incredibly small thighs. Madisons need to be taught how to shave their body parts. Madisons are known for falling for black Alabama fans who have small dicks. Madisons cannot take a hint and want to suck every guys dick. They also have saggy tits.
by 6969goddd January 11, 2018
Get the Madisonmug. Madison is a girl who no one can trust, she will stab you in the back and make out with the guy that you like. She's very unpopular, but thinks that everyone likes her. She obsesses over one friend at a time. She likes to steal your friends. She also things she has huge jugs but everyone knows it's because she wear gigantic push up bra's. It is impossible for a Madison to keep a secret so never tell her anything. Madison has the most annoying voice you could ever imagine. And lastly she is a gigantic whore
P1: OMG THAT BITCH HOOKED UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND!
P2: Well what do you expect? She's Madison.
P1: True........
P2: Well what do you expect? She's Madison.
P1: True........
by shakethatass12345678 December 3, 2011
Get the Madisonmug. Madisons are extremely insecure with themselves, and find that if they hate other people who are better than them, they can become "better" themselves.Madisons' have NO IDEA what the words "forgive and forget" mean, and are the absolute best at holding grudges for pathetic reasons. They try and put all the bad on other people for example, a Madison may...... Tell everyone, "Hey! I think she's anorrexict, just look at her!" because she herself is! Most are sleezy little skanks who think theyre hot shit and totally rich, even if they live in some chicken shit town... They have NO ASS and NO BOOBS! Even when they wear really fitting jeans ... you still can't see shit! They like to hurt other people, and are constantly acting like they have serious problems... But in reality, their only true problem is THERE SELF! They are always looking to do the next evil trick, which in this case God and Karma are gonna get them back. They are extremely ungrateful, and all they ever do is WANT!!!
Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average.
So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful.
Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average.
So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful.
Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
"You know Madison, the one with blonde hair?"
"Yeah"
"She is either on her period ALL the time or is just a bitch!"
They will end up having no friends, and even though they can't really tell 60%-85% of the people they know fucking hate them
"Yeah"
"She is either on her period ALL the time or is just a bitch!"
They will end up having no friends, and even though they can't really tell 60%-85% of the people they know fucking hate them
by BlankpAnic March 30, 2013
Get the Madisonmug. by i have eyebrows June 27, 2016
Get the Madisonmug. That white girls is such a madison.
by SEXY BLACK GUY February 18, 2010
Get the madisonmug. an ugly fat ginger bitch who fucks everyone shes very fat and also has madileg she has a saggy vagina. resembles a wizard sleeve and/or a clown car. park a truck in that mother fucker. tends to have a lot of freckles but cakes them with makeup that is tan even though shes as pale as a kkk hat and/or casper the ghost. too many pimples for even someone who works at mcdonalds.im not sure how she gets any guys because shes a grundle choe
by blnkt August 6, 2011
Get the madisonmug. Can have many personalities in her life but she always stays by her friends no matter what and can always keep a boyfriend she always gets the cuter ones to like her once they take a glance at her they basically have a spell on them they shouldn’t let her go unless they don’t know anything about having a girlfriend she is one of the best people you will meet so if your her boyfriend or best friends or even friends keep it that way for as long as you can like in real life she had tried to keep her boyfriend David but he had left because of her mom
by Mads❤️ December 19, 2017
Get the Madisonmug.