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The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.
Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.
by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020
mugGet the The Koalamug.

Koala

That koala ate my kid
by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018
mugGet the Koalamug.

Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.
by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017
mugGet the Koalamug.

Yellow Koalas

A criminal organization or "gang" mainly based in urban areas of Columbus, OH. The make-up of this clan is mostly Caucasian individuals, and unexpectedly, about 2/3 of the group's population is made up of homosexual men. Their inconspicuous color choice of yellow was made to allow victims feel a sense of comfort with the affiliation. This is quite the misnomer as Yellow Koala activities include crimes such as human trafficking, wellfare fraud, and manslaughter. They are especially notorious for cases of assault towards young children. They refer to this as "friendly" attacks or "Barney" assault.
Dem Yellow Koalas dangrous as hells
by ganginfoohio April 27, 2010
mugGet the Yellow Koalasmug.

koala toe

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.
by loloculus July 31, 2025
mugGet the koala toemug.
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
mugGet the michael (the koala from the bible)mug.

Koala

To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios
Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed
by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019
mugGet the Koalamug.

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