the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

by Zachary A August 26, 2005

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

The Internationale

The Internationale is the Communist's, Anarchist's, and Socialist's theme song. It was originally written in French, but has been translated into upwards of 30 different languages including Russian, German, English, Hebrew, Chinese, and Japanese. It was the national anthem for the USSR from the 1920's until about 1944. The anthem was then changed to the Hymn Of The Soviet Union. The Internationale remains to this day one of the most widely recognized songs ever written. It is costumary that if you support what the song stands for (Fighting against tyrany and opression of your government, and making it so the working class prevails) you should take your right hand, and make a fist and hold the fist up in the air as a tribute to the inspirational song.

Man 1: I was watching an anti-communist video the other day, and I am so glad we live in a capitalist system!
Man 2:...
Man 1:What?
Man 2: You are a dumb retard who does not know what communism is like the other 97% of America, and you should not bash another political system. In fact, I hope that the next time you hear The Internationale, you explode.
Man 1:Yeah Lenin and Marx?
Man 2: Yes...Yeah lenin and marx...

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

The International Workers of The World

The commonly mispronunciation of The Industrial Workers of The World(IWW) it is commonly used instead of the proper name of the IWW despite the name itself meaning absolutely nothing as it state’s international two times in the name which is just plane dumb.

The International Workers of The World? You mean the Industrial Workers of The World you dimwit.

by Earth First! November 18, 2022

making a deposit at the international bank of poo

Taking a shit.

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

by Grant March 10, 2004

there's rumors on the internets

Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.

I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!

by Kid October October 10, 2004

The International House

Another name for the International House of Pancakes. It's a way to spruce up a night that ends up up alone, drunk and in need of grease and carbs.

Friend: "So what happened to you after the bars closed? You were wasted. Did you go to that one girl's place?"
You: "It wasn't worth it. Her roommates put on the block. Went over to the International House instead"

by JMendenhall July 22, 2009