cheese doodle

a tiny penis that nobody wants to see

dude, asa mushroom stamped me with his cheese doodle!

by jan jan and garebear December 30, 2007

Ass Doodle

When a piece of shit is hanging out of your ass.

My God! Look at that that ass doodle!

by Sgt. Johnson July 24, 2005

Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.

CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Doodle slag

The left behind dry erase pieces after wiping it away with your hand.

My whiteboard is covered in doodle slag...I'll have to windex it.

by Lucyluck September 12, 2012

noor doodles

noor doodles are cooked ramen noodles you find at dollar tree thrown at a door then eaten. noor doodles can be smashed or compressed by another object into the door and then be consumed.
the origin of noor doodles happened when someone's brother fell onto the floor then proceeded to throw ramen at his sister's door. were they eaten? i don't know. do i wanna know? no

Morgan: Hey, how do you want your noodles made today

Ashley: I don't know man, I wanna make some of those noor doodles today

by noyoufool September 11, 2020

Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 5, 2020

dumpsy doodle

cute bowel movement

"Uh oh, I have to dumpsy doodle!"

by Dumspy Princess October 26, 2012