The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Cactus flaps

Long, thin, flat feet

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.

by Flappyflap October 3, 2020

cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song

she's a cactus catcher!!

by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017

Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.

My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.

by InAprosecco February 12, 2022