An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
by Jerry February 9, 2005
Get the Hat rackmug. To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.
"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."
by John Spencer Yantiss December 30, 2005
Get the high-hatmug. An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.
"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
by Brett Christie Windsor October 1, 2012
Get the dish hatmug. A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.
Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!
by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022
Get the Gary Hatmug. A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
by Hobo Style September 8, 2013
Get the brunch hatmug. by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005
Get the Willy-hatmug. by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022
Get the scoop hatmug.