bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 September 5, 2015

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

cock tennis

A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.

Adam beat me at cock tennis last night.

by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008

tenmiko

The fucking best ship in danganronpa v3 like omfg two besties one tall and strong while the other short and lazy like yes

Hey! Did you know tenmiko is the best ship in danganronpa v3?

by Let’s goooooo May 17, 2021

Tennie

Rich persons word for £10 using the commonly used 'tenner' and mixing with Pennie ( 1 pence) as it is their equivalent of pennies

I say Robert, I have some tennies in change on me. Must get rid of these things, people will think I am poor!

by B247E December 11, 2010

Tengis

A crazy muthafucka who will kill u in a second if he got the chance. DOnt fuck wit dat nigga if he's a TENGIS.

Dude 1: Yo u hear wut happend to dat nigga?
Dude 2: Yea nigga i heard he got knocked the fuck out by TENGIS

by FUCK_U_NIGGAZ February 4, 2009

marsbar tennis

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

by cd 1981 June 15, 2006