by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011
by dragon777 November 23, 2009
The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.
The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.
by RootsofWar March 13, 2012
Dude, I Foamy Teabagged my girl last night while she was passed out, then she woke up asking why her mouth and lips were salty and crusty.
by CurtainsoftheMeatVariety May 27, 2012
When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 26, 2020
When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.
by DocturDave November 22, 2015
To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.
by Trindalien October 02, 2019