When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.
I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.
by manjoseph November 21, 2019
She is the best teacher in the whole entire world. She will help you with anything and she is a school mommy for sure. A person with the name of Mrs. Tanner is very kind, loving, and excited with the perfect type of hype. Her spirituality will stand out to most and brighten others days.
by Billy Jeans Jr. October 25, 2019
by Deezsnuts64 March 26, 2018
Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.
by mr wizard man April 05, 2015
Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.
Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?
Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.
Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.
Jacob: Tanner youre gay
Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.
Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.
Jacob: Tanner youre gay
by J Riot November 16, 2010
Usually people named tanner have an obsession with a man named Dababy. Dababy is a very hot person who says "Lets gooooo" And "Ha"
by TickleDaPickle69 May 18, 2021
by Tanners dick September 29, 2017