tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

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tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012

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Dumb TV

A television that lacks smart features such as streaming apps.

Person 1: Hey have you tried streaming Netflix on your TV?
Person 2: I can't. I have a dumb TV. I have to watch Netflix on my phone.

by DumbRedHeadJack January 6, 2023

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prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

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Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

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TV Rage

When one channel surfs (switches between channel, hoping to find something good) and realizes there is nothing on, but ads or crappy shows. This results in one turning off their TV and doing something else, thus TV raging

Person 1: Why is there nothing ever on?

Person 2: It's that time of the day where there's never anything on -__-

Person 1: *TV Rage*

by Some Rager June 8, 2013

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