prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012

Dumb TV

A television that lacks smart features such as streaming apps.

Person 1: Hey have you tried streaming Netflix on your TV?
Person 2: I can't. I have a dumb TV. I have to watch Netflix on my phone.

by DumbRedHeadJack January 6, 2023

Bulk TV

A descriptive term that refers to television services sold at a discount to commercial properties. Satellite TV companies and cable tv companies both offer Bulk TV programming.

The sat center offers bulk tv programming to installations that need 20 or more TVs installed.

by MDU August 19, 2012

TV Tourette's

Whilst watching a film, someone loudly blurts out all of the other films and TV shows the current actor/actress has been in before.

"OOH! That's the guy from The Sopranos! And The Mexican! And he was in an episode of Law & Order!" Dude, you have TV Tourette's!

by Daddy Mac November 27, 2012