Falkland Island Torpedo

The act of inserting a dildo into a girls vagina and forcing said girl to chug multiple bottles of gatorade. She will then urinate with such a force that it will send said dildo flying across the room followed by a stream of water.
If you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna Falkland Island Torpedo you!
by BLVCKKYE January 31, 2025
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space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.
Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?
by NotMrChegs December 23, 2023
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chest torpedoes

Man, she so fine, and her tits are so huge.. they're like chest torpedoes!
by RingtailedFox August 21, 2015
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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 December 01, 2021
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Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 07, 2022
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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 24, 2011
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