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Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.
Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.
by KNo14 March 26, 2010
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The Thong

This relates to the world famous England Footballer, David Beckham. He was first nicknamed 'The Thong' by a Breakfast TV presenter on 'The Big Breakfast'.
Presenter: "And here is a picture of David Beckham,...
or The Thong, as we like to call him, on account of he looks like the kind of person who wears them"
by london che February 8, 2006
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Crusty Thong

The excess build up of ass cheese, vaginal discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “sexy” thong. This is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. It will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.
Mom - (to daughter) Go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
Daughter - Ewww!!! Mom!!! Come look at her crusty thong. It's the most revolting thing I have ever seen.
Mom - Dear lord, mother of holey Jesus, what in the hell is that!?
Daughter - Its her thong, I think. Im not touching it, you touch it.
Mom - There is no way I am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
Daughter - No! I might catch something and OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I think it just moved.
by S.Reiter-H January 1, 2012
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ghetto thong

Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.
When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.
by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010
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Beer Thong

When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.
"Dude last night I did a beer thong off Jordan last night and it tasted tainted as hell!"
by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011
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boss thong

A thong or tight outfit that a videogame character, particularly mid or final bosses wear, to expose their rippling buttocks.

Good examples of characters with boss thong are Gill from Street Fighter 3, Goro and Kintaro from Mortal Kombat, the Tyrant from Resident Evil: Outbreak, and Heihachi from Tekken 4.
Heihachi beat my ass while I was distracted by his mighty boss thong!
by SHOH August 16, 2006
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Brown Thong

When someone stands outside of a bathroom waiting for a person who just finished having an abundant splatterfest of a shit...As the soon to be victim is in their presence, the attacker sneakily proceeds to give them a wedgie that goes so deep in their asshole, that it stains their underwear with brown and crusty remnants.
Joel: Holy fuck, did you hear or see what happened to Ed today?

Kori: Who didn't? You could smell, see, and hear him around every corner...

Joel: Yeah, someone left clothing particles in his anal stench cavity...Whoever did it, pulled a quick brown thong on him!
by Matt8187 June 23, 2006
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