when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.
man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
by zombiemover August 03, 2008
A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.
"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."
by akpul November 03, 2013
Calling a person early in the morning after you've just woke up and talking in a half sleep voice.
Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.
Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.
(calling-other end picks up) "Hello?"
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*
by PatrickisL October 22, 2011
When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom
by Elizammm January 20, 2020
A dead meme that returns to relevancy by some means, often via 4chan or reddit.
The appearance might not be exactly the same, but the format and idea behind the meme has not changed
The appearance might not be exactly the same, but the format and idea behind the meme has not changed
OP: The pooh bear man of culture meme is just a repackaged expanding intellect meme. They're basically the same.
Guy in the comments: That's a zombie meme, my dude. An old meme that came back with a different look.
Guy in the comments: That's a zombie meme, my dude. An old meme that came back with a different look.
by akuwardmoments August 17, 2019
A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.
As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."
"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
by SmarmFarmicus August 09, 2012
A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth June 15, 2007