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Tom Turkey

A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.
Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.
by Tom Turkey21 November 18, 2014
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turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.
you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
by L0k13 August 16, 2009
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Turkey Supreme

The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.
D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.

This is the best day of my life.
by Shalerian March 19, 2009
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TMI Turkey

The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.
Tom: Hey Jane, I just took the biggest dump ever!
Jane: (TMI TURKEY) WoW, Tom, um... thanks?
by Joshua Nelson March 7, 2007
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turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018
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sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
by art-officials April 10, 2015
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Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.
by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016
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