senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.

Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!

by Mokhok April 4, 2010

Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

by youalreadykno May 8, 2011

Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.

did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.

by allley January 13, 2011

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 8, 2006

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009