Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.

A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.

by Vista20p July 14, 2018

selectively triggering

A Ratnerarian term targeting specific individuals for the sake of offending someone or causing a massive revolt.

Max was selectively triggering a fencer in the chat, sparking a nuclear response.

by ZJ2112 March 8, 2017

Selective Hoe

A boy that uses it to make himself feel better

Jayden is a hoe
No he is a selective hoe

by Adeerinheadlights June 1, 2022

selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017

selectator

A rare elevator part

When the elevator wasn't working, Robby replaced the selectator and got it up and running.

by Mamagaga June 14, 2018

Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.

High as a kite rn (select streaks)

by Heyitsj000 June 3, 2020