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Teenage Depression 

A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.

When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.

Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.

The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...

With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:

Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.

Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.

Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.

Deeper depression leads to self-harm.

And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.

Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
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Teenage Syndrome 

For ages of the human being 12 to 18. It's the disease where everything is your fault. No matter what the cause, you are to blame. In addition, if you are male, you are a horndog and if you are female, you are labeled a whore. There is no cure for this disease. Diagnosis usually comes from family members ages 30+. Remedies for this disease include meeting the requests of the person who gives you the diagnosis.

If you have this, you always have an attitude. You always play your music too loud, and you always think you're better and smarter than anyone.
Mom: "Why do you have such an attitude?"

Boy: "Sorry, it must be the Teenage Syndrome"
Teenage Syndrome by MiKeal! March 20, 2009

teenagersbutpog 

the best subreddit ever, land of not getting banned for shitposts and green fields
hey bro, have you checked out r/teenagersbutpog? its like r/teenagers, but pop

teenager 

Teenagers aren't all weed smokers and gangbangers. And for the ones who are thats because the STUPID adult they are living with don't have a cluse and obviously can't raise a child. teenagers are going through the most important period in a persons life. During this Time period you find out who you are and what you can do. You start a real relationship, you get your heart broken and you prepare for the rest of your life...Something most adults haven't thought about yet bacause they too busy getting drunk on their mothers couch to think about any thing else
Adult one: You ain't no good you are just like your father.
Teenager 1: You made me like my father but its best I'm not like you
Adult one: How about you go live with him
Teenager 1: If you had asked him his name I probably could

Adults make their problems out of ours!!!!Thats why we rebell!!!
teenager by lovelytie December 26, 2007

teenage man candy 

An attractive teenage boy that is the object of an older (frequently in her early twenties) woman's affections and/or lust. They are often emo boys.
There was some hot teenage man candy hanging out at the high school today.
teenage man candy by Alison G. March 7, 2007

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.
There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.
teenageism by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

teenage mutant ninja nigga 

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!