street tax

Random or cyclical extortionary dues paid to gangs by vendors on streets overrun by gangs.

Current era version of mafia insurance.
I had to pay my street tax to those hooligans. They said if I didn't they'd torch my store.
by robotrippedhobo April 03, 2011
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tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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instagram tax

When something is expensive because it is insta-worthy or aesthetically pleasing.
That corgi-shaped macaron is expensive because it's got instagram tax.
by L'aimethyst July 14, 2018
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cat tax

A picture of cute cat serving as payment for violating the unwritten rules of a photo message board, such as Imgur.

Posts deserving a cat tax include: posting selfies, feeding the trolls, making bad puns.
Check out my #OOTD!
😸
(cat tax paid)
by Enter the Void February 01, 2017
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Bong Tax

When someone, such as a roommate or sibling, regularly uses your bong without you and you charge what is known as a bong tax. This entitles the owner of the bong to "charge" said roommate or sibling a pack of the bowl for his or her regular usage of said bong.
A clean bong is a healthy bong, and healthy bongs get bong taxes.
by Bob Digits February 02, 2008
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friendship tax

small amounts of money that are borrowed without having to give it back.
joe - hey, can i have that quarter back that i let you borrow yesterday?

geoff - are you kidding? dude, its 25 cents. friendship tax. don't be such a cheapo.
by mcballin February 05, 2008
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fuck tax

1. A high tax (s) that is taken out of your paycheck by the government that significantly reduces your net pay

2. The tax a man gets by the government when he fathers an illegitimate child. Also known as child support
"Shit, I got the fuck tax this week!" John said.

"Man I got that fuck tax coming out each pay- if only I wrapped my shit."
by dmbxvii August 07, 2009
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