junk in the trunk

A medical term used to describe a female with a disproportionately large gluteus maximus region in relation to the rest of her body. Scientists have discovered that, in this condition, any food eaten by the afflicted turns immediately to fat then migrates rapidly to the gluteus maximus. Research has found that this ailment is widespread throughout many areas of North America and is oddly prevalent in African-American females. While there is no known cure, as long as there are males of the species and alcohol remains readily available, these females are still well-received in society.

White Guy: Hey Snoop...that Maltliqueisha has some serious Junk in the Trunk, huh?

Snoop: What tha hizzle did you say to me, cracka?

White Guy: Uh...it has to be 4:20 somewhere...

Snoop: I thank I forgot sumpin' in ma car (ya know what I'm sayin')...I'll return in a minizzle.

White Guy: Word!

by Illiterate December 28, 2005

Trunked

To be penetrated rectally by an elephant's trunk and in rare cases an elephant itself.

"Josh was trunked all day yesterday"
"That trunking was especially bad"

by The elephant friend August 4, 2014

trunk a bitch

When you are fed-up with your bitch/ho not giving you the green you place her swiftly into the trunk of a motor vehicle and slam your fist into the trunk while shouting at her: "Where ma money, bitch?" Where ma money !? Where ma muthafuckin money ho?"

"The pimp was getting tired of his ho dodging him so he trunked the bitch."
"Niall was being nagged by his woman half-bitch. Then he trunked her. Problem solved."
"Sometimes ya just gotta trunk a bitch." - a pimp to the district attorney

by Perfume Ponce July 27, 2007

elephant trunking

the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex

After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks

by What is Gee April 25, 2009

Trunge

A word that can mean anything. A word also capable of meaning everything.

"Trunge off you big asshole." "Can i get a slice of trunge?"

by Mitch Otto December 22, 2008

trunk

the most rad person on the block

“that girl's messy weave is so trunk!”

by trunk February 27, 2015

junk in the trunk

a girl that has a nice big round ass

all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these

by sycop September 6, 2005