C-Span

The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.

As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."

I didn't get any sleep -- my roommate and his girlfriend had C-Span on all night long.

by Sturdypants May 15, 2007

spanal

The act of spanking during your performance in anal sex.

My wife loves spanal!
During anal she wants me to spank that ass as I thrust it in!
She gasped, I want you to spanal me so hard.

by Lilegirl January 8, 2014

Spandex

Black pants that girls who think theyre cool wear.

those popular girls should stop wearing black spandex tights as pants.

by Cc91 March 3, 2009

sepand

a guy that gets a 1inch boner

guy1: dude, you got a sepand
guy2: i know..

by likasumbooodi January 11, 2012

soupand

Pronounced "sue-PAND" this is the kind of restaurant where you're lucky to still be able to get a soup AND salad as part of a dinner special, rather than soup OR salad.

Wow, we finally found a soupand. The soupands are so hard to find these days!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

spanache

A bridge which displays some stylistic flair.

"That new Tacoma Narrows bridge is an example of "spanache".

by gyrotalent January 12, 2009

spandatunity

an opportunity to show off your spandex

when a girl on a field hockey team pantses another girl its a spandatunity

by u14 jackals white April 26, 2009