Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.

Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings

by ISwearIDon'tLikePeeGuys December 25, 2019

Doodoo string

When someone is a pain in the butt. It is a nicer name than some others to call people.

You keep getting on my nerves! Your such a doodoo string!

by Stellcrow June 9, 2016

diddly string

Pleasure spot at the top of the lady garden; the clitoris.

“I waked into the bedroom the other night and found out lass spread eagles giving it six nowt on her diddly string”

by Jonny Von-Clunge May 25, 2018

String Steve

The act of flossing ones teeth with the string of a used tampon

I ran out of floss when my girlfriend was over so I had to do the String Steve.

by Krayboi March 11, 2015

dragon on a string

When you have a friend that is as corrosive as acid and mean as a snake but they like you unconditionally and do your dirty work on anyone beneath the two of you at a moments notice. Usually in a workplace. The string reference is in recognition they could turn on you in a second and burn you to a crisp.

I love my friend Lisa, she’s my dragon on a string..last week I got Barry fired for slacking off because he pissed me off. We laughed our asses off because he cried at his termination appointment.

by Contributor_Random February 6, 2019

drinking strings

invisible strings that are pulled upwards and somehow put "on" when physically, psychologically and emotionally preparing oneself for a massive night of debuachery and the calamitous consequences sure to ensue.

Person 1: Alright pal, you got your drinking strings on for this Saturday?

Person 2: I am getting them on as we speak.

by Vigorous Dan January 12, 2008

vagina string

a big white string that comes out of a women's vagina

Chance: danm man she slaped me with her vagina string
Ethan: I got slaped by one of thoes before

by a very good man January 4, 2018