Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 6, 2017

stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 9, 2017

stealth trickto

a fat nigger that sits on his ass all day and likes to suck a lot big black dick and eat doghnut

(Steath TrickTo) come here little big daaddy stealth trickto

by BigMachoDaddy February 19, 2017

Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011