Get Fit Stage

the period of time usualy at 14-17 when a female (or male) teenager changes from an annoying adolescant idiot to a relativly good looking person

this is usualy most apparent in some females

bob: hey have you seen claire lately?

jon: yeah she's got well hot lately
Derik: she's clearly been through a "get fit stage"

by Readybreck September 19, 2009

End-Stage Life

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.

Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.

by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.

"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.

What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!

by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014

Humpty stage 4

Totally fucked.

Reference to the last line of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

'We have a Humpty stage 4 in progress. Nothing's gonna happen soon.'

'What the fuck have you done to your house?! Man this is Humpty stage 4 shit.'

'Everyone's just got back from being out last night and it looks like they're all at Humpty Stage 4.'

by Mr Evil 2 December 19, 2012