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Squeeze my Hog

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog
Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018
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squeeze

a hug: display of affection in which the arms of one person are wrapped around the torso of another, with gentle constrictive pressure applied.
I am sad, I need a squeeze.
by melancholycoconut April 14, 2006
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squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.
A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'
by jankooo December 13, 2010
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bat squeeze

"Bat squeeze" is a term coined by Mike Malloy, a progressive talk show host from Atlanta. He says that because he can't say bulls**t on the air.
Could it be...bat squeeze?
by Roy Dest May 17, 2009
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squeege

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005
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Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.
Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.
by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009
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Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.
Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!
by BBBarrett May 28, 2010
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