peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Flare the Spud

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away

Sup g flare the spud

by Soggyg September 17, 2020

Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.

Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!

by youngbono October 1, 2017