Sprite

In reference to large corporations or posers who try so desperately hard to be hip, cool and "street" and thus destroying what they have intended to become - something that Sprite excel at.

Is extra poignant seeing as how Sprite is the worst Lemonade Drink on the market, yet desperately tries to be down with the kids.

SPRITER - "Hell yeah boi! I'm diggity down wit hip hop yo!!"

ON LOOKER - "Fuck man, that dude is so Sprite it's hurting my eyes"

by neekuno February 17, 2008

spiftec

Person who is at best described as a somewhat cool, yet nerdy individual. Pseudocomplimentary. Can also refer to random objects at hand.

Those guys from Weezer are spiftecs

by john burgess September 8, 2005

spritanium

Noun: 1. A titanium robot whom enjoys spriting. 2. A lubricant used for sodomizing penguins.
Adjective: A term used to describe someone as exceptional.

Noun: 1. That Spritanium sure is awesome! 2. Eww, this spritanium is sticky.

Adjective: That guy over there is freaking spritanium, dude.

by Spritanium December 27, 2007

spritight

It's Sprite, it's tight- it's Spritight.

Sprite = nice
tight = nice
Spritight = double nice
Really, really nice and good. Spritight.

by The_Awesomest March 8, 2008

Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008

sprintizon&t

the ultimate phone service made up of Sprint, Verizon, and at&t

Paul: "What phone service do you have?"
Frank: "I have sprintizon&t. It's pretty legit."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

sprint a deadline

to release a deadline so late there's essentially no genuine chance of hitting it

A: How's the project looking?
B: Well, I seem to be on track for the next milestone, but I get the boss is about to sprint a deadline on me.

by MrPiglet October 21, 2009