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honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 8, 2022
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toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.
My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.
by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017
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dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
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Tibetan Smuggler

Term given to a (hidden) hand rolled marijuana cigarette/blunt.
Hey man. I’ve got a Tibetan Smuggler in my pocket, let’s spark it up!

I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
by pilgrim_fiend October 16, 2012
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Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.
John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.
by Boner2020 November 10, 2020
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