smutter

smutty language; to talk smut by using words heavily loaded with innuendo

stop talking smutter and get your mind out of the gutter!

by gilmoregal May 3, 2010

text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."

MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010

scutter

a person who is scutty. doesnt wash and doesnt work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly.

look at that scutter. they are different to chavs because they dont even try to look godd in their own funny way. they just dont care at all. i want to die.

by spanksy February 27, 2005

Stutter

A speech disorder where the person repeats words and hesitates when speaking. More prominent and common among people when they are:
a) Lying
b) Speaking in front of large audiences
c) Talking to someone intimidating
d) Actually being affected by an impediment or
e) Involved in a truly traumatizing experience that leaves them scarred for life, along with the bedwets.

Did you hear about Little Johnny? He saw his mom screwing the plumber, and now he's got a stutter worse than Porky Pig.

by Tfolt October 19, 2007

fuck stutter

An event during shagging in which one shagee suffers a mental interruption such as fleetingly noticing a pustulating spot on their co-shagger's forhead where the interruption is great enough to cause them to have to stop for a short period whilst they get back into the mood.

Oh shit, I just remembered that time when I burst in on your granny having a bath. give me a minute, will you?

by Nefeco March 10, 2004

fuck stutter

In the time frame of when you're about to get laid when both naked partners look at eachother and feel an awkward moment. (Often occures with virgins and inexperienced indiviguals)

"Don't just sit there and fuck stutter biatch, get on you're knees!."

by Cindy March 11, 2004

Sluther

A classy whore.

1. Those platinum leather stilletos make you look like a sluther.

2. Damn girl, you are just slutherin' it up with all those men.

by GoldenDuo November 21, 2009