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Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.
Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.
by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018
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Simonee

A Girl who is crazy AF!! She won't let anyone talk stuff about her because she will automatically say something back and she is very smart and she is very beautiful with Long brown curly hair and she will throw some punches if she needs to! she cares a lot about her friends and family
Boy: Yoooo carl just got beat up by a girl
Girl: that was simonee haha
by heyyyy :3 January 20, 2019
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Simonised

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"
by Dbhoy February 22, 2019
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Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.
Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*
by Zoe Clarké January 7, 2020
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Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.
by professional gangster October 21, 2020
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Simon Says - B & C

The First Australian Style Fast Food Restaurant in the world with a different dynamic of food cruisine. after 233 years later Australia has its own style of food.
Australia is not a country that build by one race. many races contributed and australia born. over the years all we have seen is "following of another countries food trend or style"
but simon says has combined over 70 countires ingridients and australian bush herbs and intrduced a new dynamic of food style, which is now know as "australian style fast food"
Simon says - B & C also introduced the most expensive burger in the world. Now Australia holds that title.
who is the Forefather of the Australian style firts food. Answer is - Simon says - B & C
by #Simonsaysburger January 6, 2021
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Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.
That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.
by simoneiscool May 23, 2021
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