Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It

Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"

by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023

Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.

Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.

by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014

Clear Shower

A golden shower from a well hydrated man

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot

by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014

Bush Shower

When you're having sex, pull out, and cum on her bush and then you piss on her bush to shower it off.

Danny blew such a big load that Diane needed a bush shower to clean up.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.

These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...

by Sircheesus June 3, 2021

Morning Shower

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.

I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.

by ZMC25 February 26, 2011