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Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023
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Shower Story

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
by jj321 October 15, 2009
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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 1, 2011
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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.
The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.
by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014
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Bush Shower

When you're having sex, pull out, and cum on her bush and then you piss on her bush to shower it off.
Danny blew such a big load that Diane needed a bush shower to clean up.
by TopThree October 6, 2017
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shower wine

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
by juventedd July 13, 2016
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