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boyfriend shield

A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.

The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".

The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.
1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."

2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"
by Pasqal Veritude June 3, 2008
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shield

to shield yourself from the public's eye, out of sight out of mind .... to protect oneself from being done harm to for the vindication process....
a condom!!!!
I shield (ed) myself very good my whole life especially 2/22/00-12/22/00.....
by blthrskt August 3, 2007
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Skullflame Shield

An excellent post 2.3 World of Warcraft Shockadin or Elemental Shaman shield which has procs that scale with +spell damage. This shield was target of a sociological experiment conducted by an Atreus guild member of the Arthas realm which resulted in the creation of a meme.
2001: A Skullflame Shield!
by A. Concerned Citizen January 4, 2008
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pussy shield

1 NATURAL MY ASS.
1 DICK
2 PUSSY
1 COCKBLOCKER
2 PUSSY SHIELD!
3 ELIZABETH STOP BEING A COCKTEASE
1 whatthefuck. dickhead
1 "pussy shield"
3 THAT MADE MY LIFE
1 MINE TOO. THAT ASSHOLE
3 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE A *Maurice*
3 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH *Candi* ?
2 GO FUCK YOUR GRANDPA!
by yobtifeht July 23, 2010
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dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.
"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.
by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007
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human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit
look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary
by freedom fighter January 25, 2005
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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007
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