shart

u ****ing shart

by katie January 21, 2004

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Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005

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A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.

Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.

by Puddin' Tame March 03, 2007

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Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.

"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"

by The Real T-Rex November 07, 2007

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when a dude / dudette shits and farts at the sametime Shit + Fart = shart

by Tego March 14, 2005

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sharted

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

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When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch June 01, 2009

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