Schrodinger's Ragebait

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.

Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.

by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025

schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.

Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021

schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

Schrodinger's Perspective

- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.

- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"

- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.

- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)

- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply

You can make the passion of a con artist beneficial by gaining the Schrodinger's Perspective.

by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025