sassy patrol

One of the greatest web comics ever made, found at www.sassypatrol.com. Created by Space Cowboy from LWS. He is such a garfield.

You are as gay as Pepper von Abortion from sassy patrol!

by capnjiffy February 17, 2005

Sapsagostan

A fictional country somewhere in between Nepal and Shangri-La. Currently a semi-democratic state. Has had 67 presidents since the establishment of democracy in 1988. Also currently beset by militia groups in it's highly underdevelloped rural areas.

Capital city: Kaboom

Language: Sapsagostani

Currency: Kshatt

Geography: Mountains

Infrastructure: Limited

Sanitary Healthcare: Yes

Really?: No

Seacoast: No

Beachfront Properties: Oddly enough, yes

-Example 1)

Bob: I'm going to Sapsagostan on vacation!

Jack: Cool, can I have your stereo?

-Example 2)

Jenny: Can you believe this place! I can't stand it here!

Benny: Yeah, this place is a total Sapsagostan...

by Dmitri777 November 25, 2007

Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.

Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!

by Mpak July 5, 2009

Sassy Max

A cocky cocktail concoction who's recipe is so closely guarded, even Max doesn't know what's in it. Seriously. But it does have citrus, and it's not too sweet.

It's 5:01 and I'm feelin' sassy...biatch WHERE is my Sassy Max?!

by Be Mills May 10, 2011

Sassy

The sweetest cat that just sits with you all day and she is very fluffy. She loves to sleep in the bed with you. The best cat there can be.

Sassy is my favorite cat.

by Evan J. Maddison May 5, 2018

SAPS

Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.

Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a doowop for penis sake!

by Cayli Jomnes February 20, 2005

Sappy

When your AIM away messages contain stuff: i want to walk in the rain by myself or i'm here, but i'm sitting in the dark without lights and my head's on the desk.

you're a sappy mofo cause you want to ponder about some girl instead of just having fun.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003