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Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..
Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks
by Skippyq September 23, 2020
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salami guy

salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.
guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"
by salami guy November 18, 2022
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Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.
Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast
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salami oragami

Omg I saw my dogs salami oragami!
by Reconscout December 1, 2016
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stinky salami

Damn Jeff’s girl said he’s got that stinky salami.
by Nunny April 10, 2022
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Green Salami

Salami that is green.
Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.
by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020
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Traumy salami

Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.
They just got put to bed by Traumy salami. Rest in peace.
by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025
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