squirrel tail 

When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.

I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.

squirrel tail by Dreass December 28, 2005

Squirrel Fishing 

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

Squirrel Fishing by Anon April 9, 2005

squirrel shot 

Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.

I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.

squirrel shot by SockTan97 July 2, 2008

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

squirrel bladder by DDG September 8, 2006

squirrel blanket 

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

squirrel blanket by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Squirrel Tails

1. The tail of a Squirrel.

2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.

Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!

Squirrel Tails by JoeyFuller December 7, 2009

squirrel curl 

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.

During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.

squirrel curl by d bergstrom February 24, 2008