Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).
The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
Get the Elephant Sneeze mug.The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019
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"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"
Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"
"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"
Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"
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Get the Sheet sneeze mug.When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people
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Get the Scream Sneeze mug.When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
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