dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.

I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.

by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014

Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

pink sneeze

When a lady has air and a misty spray liberate from her pudding cove

Jane felt a pink sneeze release as her lover removed the nether rod from her plush mitten.

by Narconu June 23, 2021

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012