size up

when u measure each others cocks guys

''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up.

by rw-lad October 8, 2008

Size Queen

A woman who prefers above average sized dick. Usually 8+ inches. Men with small penises are often angry or offended by size queens because they feel insecure in comparison to men with big penises. This will make a lot of men cry, but yes, size does matter. And bigger is better.

Chad: ”She only wants a porn sized dick that can actually make her cum..what a HOE” 😭

Deshaun: “No, Chad. 8+ inches isn’t big, you just have a baby carrot dick. Size queens are just that, QUEENS. If you can’t please a Queen sexually, move over so the real men can.” 💓

by TrippyVixen August 20, 2020

bite sized

the term to call
someone stupid or an insult
and or saying a guys got a little dick

hey dude your bite sized at this shit
hey your dick bite sized

by Michelle Mawyin December 24, 2007

plus sized

This is what leftist bitches say as an excuse of their ridiculously high body weight instead of touching grass and going to the gym to do some workout and live a productive life

Person 1: I'm plus sized
Person 2: Stfu you're just fat, here is a gym ticket for you just please do something i beg you, always stay healthy!
Person 1: Thank you 😀

by thesmartkid420 June 22, 2022

My size!

This is the type of prank you pull on someone while they're yawning. When you see someone yawning, you yell out 'My size!', meaning that the size of your dick takes that much space.

'Oh man, I'm pretty tired.
'Yea man, so am I. *yawns*.'
'MY SIZE!'
'Yea, you feel proud of yourself, fuckboy?'

by Daddy 8======D November 4, 2018

jumbo size

a word to discribe a fat black girl with 5 chins me and my friends sore in mc donalds she was so fat her stomach hanging out of her size 88000 shirt the worst part is that she was only about 9

look at that fat shit shes so big shes JUMBO size

by arse3 May 13, 2004

size queen

alternative definition of size queen , can be girl but usually guy,

materialistic bloke who buys the biggest of everything big lawn mower , big house , big sofa, big car,
Eg CrockadileDundees pocket knife,

bloke a) did you see Toms new Hummer , its huge.
bloke b) what about his dog , its a Great Dane,
bloke a) He is such a size queen
Bloke b) Well his wife fits he bill for sure , did you see the size of the hole on her ?

by dekomiester July 9, 2009