a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013

shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd July 13, 2016

Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012

Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.

The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.

by Che Guavera August 7, 2011

Bellsbank Shower

The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!

This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.

Me. I’m just going to the shop
You. But you’re stinking

Me. It’s ok, I’ll have a Bellsbank Shower

by Nuwavedave June 13, 2019

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014