purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 1, 2014

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sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter

my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)

by smartyboobs November 6, 2013

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Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

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Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

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Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats

"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"

by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 14, 2018

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sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

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