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Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's
Hey can I have your std's for my std's?
by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020
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STD's

S= Suck STD's don't do it.
T= Ten

D= Dicks
My boi iron craver is a living that STD's, sucking, dripping, overflowing.
by ILoveEatingBeans September 26, 2022
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Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 21, 2010
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poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.
Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"
by nacko420 July 5, 2010
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Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =
Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.
by HanLono April 23, 2013
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