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Ruben

The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.
Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!
by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021
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Ruben

He is the sexiest guy ever and he will treat you like you are the most special girl in the whole world also make you feel so loved too . When you tell him that you love him he will say (yeah i know) but in the end you will find out that that ain't really him. He is the type of guy that will turn you on in a second you could talk to him for hours and it will only seem like 5 second , or you could even hangout with him for 2 hours and it will feel like 2 second. When he gets mad it breaks your heart but give him time because give it 20 minute's and he will be okay saying sorry . He will make everyday of your life seem like that it couldn't get any better. If you have a Ruben keep him and never let him go .
I would be so lost without him.
Ruben is my whole world .
by anonymous September 22, 2022
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Ruben de Ronde

Ruben de Ronde is a producer and dj who is commonly known for co-hosting the A State of Trance (ASOT) Radio Show.
He is a very nice guy.
Is that Ruben de Ronde?
He's such a nice guy!
by hello_world69 October 6, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
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Ruben

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.
by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022
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Ruben Lemos

A German Called "Hurensohn" wich means "Man of Honor", Very Kind and Small "Nuttensohn" wich means "Respectable Person."
Ruben Lemos is a Hurensohn because he is kind and respectful
by Birb = Gae October 26, 2022
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Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt
Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent
by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022
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