Rubber Duckin

The state of your penis before full erection. Half cocked to three fourths cocked. Pants with a slight bulge, not pitching a tent. Kinda half boner.

Can be used as Rubber Duck

I was up in the club rubber duckin.

I tried to stick it her ass but I was only rubber duckin.

I cant lift that my penis, I'm only rubber duckin right now.

by RobertDuckinIII July 4, 2009

Bloody rubbish Mansfield

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal

hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!

by Division Two April 1, 2003

Rubbish

The UK meaning of bullshit.

Bob:I never did anything.

Jake: Yeah, rubbish.

by SolidSnake185 August 4, 2009

rubbered

(scottish / dundonian ) To be ignored or not noticed intentionally or unintentionally

"oh my god you have just been rubbered!" "rubbered mate!"

by frbs August 8, 2009

rubbaphobia

being scared or rubber items such as rubber bands, balloons, CONDOMS!

yeah she has rubbaphobia so we have unprotected sex all the time around the campfire

by loma April 16, 2003

rubber gasket

Giving a blow job while wearing a condom. Referring to the phrase "blowing a gasket", the actual act of blowing while wearing a rubber as well as the explosion that takes place.

-"Hey did you give him a rubber gasket?"
-"No. But I did blow a gasket."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

rubber daddy

slang term for a dildo sex toy or a vibrator

Tuesday night is lezzie night-Mary and Suzie are gonna break out the rubber daddy and the astroglide

by moonlightingdaddy December 21, 2008