Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.

"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."

by SlugroasterROBBIE October 6, 2012

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s

Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?

by Spleff January 30, 2022

red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023