To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...
by Wouldn't you like to know!? May 9, 2008
Get the Robertingmug. (n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
by Amelia K-S November 29, 2007
Get the Robert mug. a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013
Get the robertmug. by ROBE7800 November 26, 2010
Get the robertmug. A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.
Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2
Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?
Jack: No you massive Robert!
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.
Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2
Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?
Jack: No you massive Robert!
by marmite lover October 4, 2009
Get the ROBERT!mug. When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted
Other version: Roberted
by Masternerd October 11, 2019
Get the Robertingmug. by best friend for ever March 7, 2008
Get the robertmug.