Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023

Retard

A person who was dropped a a kid of just straight up stupid or retarded.

That kid is retarded

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus February 14, 2022

retard

-A derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability.

-An insultive word that can be used towards someone who is NOT mentally handicapped.

Guy1: I completely PWNED that kid in xbox live today!
Guy2: LOLZZZZ what a retard!

by hey it's pat December 29, 2007

Retard

the dumbest motherfucking idiot you'd ever meet, or hear of.

The first band had a kick ass drummer, he was awesome, and the third band was great but the sound guy was a retard.

by douche mcallister May 24, 2010

retard

A very offensive word that you shouldn't use EVER. Stop being ableist please.

I hate it when normie neurotypicals think it's ok to casually use the word retard

by dyspraxiaisawesome2212 September 28, 2020

Retard

Someone who is very stupid. Also means jackass in a slightly more appropriate way.

Kid 1: Hey dude.

Kid 2: Hello. How's it going?

K1: Good. You?

K2: No. Some retard stole my lunch and now I'm starving.

K3: Hey, buddy! Remember me?

K2 There's the retard.

by monsterhead1153 July 25, 2010

Retardable

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation

"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."

by peachykeenman May 18, 2011