Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009

Recessticles

A quick shrinking of the balls in response to cold, fright, or any traumatic experience.

Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!

You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Recessticles

A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.

Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

Whatcha Recipe

Literally "What's Your Recipe"

The underlying factors that result in a specific outcome.

Man, you get all the ladies. Whatcha Recipe?

Man, stop beating on me? Whatcha Recipe?

You let him treat you like a punk, whatcha recipe?

by Uter Braten January 8, 2005

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.

If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011