Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Rum cycle

A cycle in the clothes washing process where Rum is added to the washing machine.

E: What’s going on man?
A: Oh just doing some laundry.
E: Ope! **pours in rum** It must be time for the rum cycle!

by ajt90 August 5, 2018

rum toss

Symbolism. Create your own definition - be creative!

"Did you rum toss her bumy hole?"

by jjcewell August 29, 2023

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 25, 2023

Rum flap

A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.

My girl and I tried to get it on, but rum flap got the best of her.

by wwastfriends June 16, 2017